Tim Bedore's The Animal Conspiracy Show
"I'm the Paul Revere of the human resistance to the animal conspiracy," says Tim Bedore. It's "An Inconvenient Truth" Meets Predator. A Bob & Tom fav may just save your life.
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Tim Bedore's The Animal Conspiracy Show
Comedian Tim Bedore speaks seriously, but only briefly, about the big news story of last week in which an Ohio man freed dozens of wild animals from the refuge he had built for them.
"It's hard to explain what this guy was thinking, obviously, to bring all this danger into Ohio," Bedore said from his home in Minnesota. "People wonder, was he angry, was he depressed?
"I think he was hypnotized by squirrels," Bedore added.
A stand-up comedian and weekly regular on radio's "Bob & Tom Show," Bedore holds out the theory of an animal conspiracy in which all creatures are plotting the overthrow of humans.
"The squirrels got to him and convinced him to let these critters go," he added.
Bedore's theory has grown through the years, with occasional news reports to back his conclusions.
"I connect the dots," he said. "And I don't know why I'm the only one who sees the connections in these things. But I point it out.
"I'm the Paul Revere of the human resistance to the animal conspiracy."
Some of the features Tim entertained the great unwashed with included "Words are Fun", "The Bible According to Tim", "The Big Genital Nickname Report(big modifies report), "The Hitler Diaries" and "Mother's Little Helper" in which he advised harried young mothers to play the game 'Shut up and play dead' when their kids were forced to stay inside on a rainy day. This is a game where the kids are campers in Yellowstone National Park and Mommy is a hungry grizzly bear that wandered into their camp. If anyone flinches a muscle, Mommy goes for the throat. Now a headlining comedian at top clubs across the country, Tim ponders the status quo, "I'm not saying adultery is a good thing, but don't you want a happy President"? "They said that Jeffrey Dahmer was sane. Let's review. You walk into a bar...buy someone a couple of drinks...take them home and eat them. If that's not insane, what is it...mean spirited? Really Hungry"? "Why do they put handicap parking at Roller Rinks"?
TELEVISION APPEARANCES
NBC-Friday Night
FOX-Comic Strip Live
Showtime-On the Road
Comedy Central-Short Attention Span Theatre
Comedy Central-Two Drink Minimum
Comedy Central-Women Aloud
HBO-Stand Up/Stand Up Caroline's Comedy Hour
A/E- "Evening at the Improv"
Links & Tags
Wiley's Comedy Club - now closed
